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    Sure, but nothing’s free in this world, baby. If you can deliver a well-written blog post (minimum 600 words with no grammatical errors) about something controversial, then I’d love to hear from you. Just send me an email and we’ll be in touch.

    Sounds great. Need a blog written? Want me to review your amazing product? Got a piece of content you want me to proofread and edit? You can send me an email and I’ll be in touch.

    Just an FYI: I won’t work with any company that is shitty, illegal, or goes against my morals (yeah, I’ve got standards).

    If by ‘gift’ you mean product, by all means, sure! Who doesn’t love receiving free goodies? That said, if you would like me to write about it, I probably won’t unless I truly believe in it.

    For example, there are some products I won’t write about: sex toys (not my aesthetic), skin care (let’s be honest: I won’t use them) and diet pills (that’s unethical).

    First of all, I’m not an influencer.

    Secondly – unlike the majority of bloggers – I can actually write well. Like, I know the difference between “complement” and “compliment,” and I don’t use semi-colons unless it’s to join two independent clauses. I respect the English language.

    If you’d like to know more about my career history, feel free to stalk my About Me page.

    Sorry, I have a small circle of 5 friends and I’d like to keep it an even number.